Press SPACE or pull the lever to mash some wisdom.Tap the lever to mash some wisdom.
— Grandpa Mash, The Old Almanac
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Which second half belongs to this opener? (Mashed answers are still mashed — pick the one that's NOT a Frankenstein.)
The Mash BattleVOTE NOW
Two mashups enter. One gets a fancy plaque. (Voting is local — you are the judge, jury, and grandpa.)
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Build-A-Mash WorkshopARTISANAL
Pick a first half. Pick a second half. Engineer your masterpiece.
— Pick one from each column —
— Composed by you, certified ridiculous —
First Halves
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The Almanac of Wisdom0 ENTRIES
Every original saying, before we ran it through the grinder.
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Your saved monstrosities, ranked by votes (and a touch of vanity).
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