ExpressionMasher — Wisdom, Pulverized.

The Mashing Apparatus PATENT PENDING

Pull the lever. Receive wisdom. Question reality.

As I always say…

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Press SPACE or pull the lever to mash some wisdom.

— Grandpa Mash, The Old Almanac

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The Daily Mash FRESH DAILY

Same nonsense for everyone. Resets at midnight. Don't blow your streak.

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        Which second half belongs to this opener? 
(Mashed answers are still mashed — pick the one that's NOT a Frankenstein.)
      

The Mash Battle VOTE NOW

Two mashups enter. One gets a fancy plaque. (Voting is local — you are the judge, jury, and grandpa.)

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Round 1

Build-A-Mash Workshop ARTISANAL

Pick a first half. Pick a second half. Engineer your masterpiece.

— Pick one from each column —

— Composed by you, certified ridiculous —

The Almanac of Wisdom 0 ENTRIES

Every original saying, before we ran it through the grinder.

The Hall of Mash ETERNAL GLORY

Your saved monstrosities, ranked by votes (and a touch of vanity).

The Trophy Case EARN 'EM

Mash more. Mash longer. Mash weirder.